{"product_id":"oracle-meeting-with-chaos-sweatshirt-white-ink","title":"Oracle Meeting with Chaos - Sweatshirt White Ink","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOracle Door Sweatshirt — Meeting With Chaos, BRB\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe oracle’s calendar is full. Today’s slot? Chaos. (Recurring, never canceled.) You could wait at the door, but the tricksters will get there first, and they’re already rearranging the agenda, the furniture, and smudging the edges of reality. Best advice? Leave snacks, keep your questions loose, and whatever you do, don’t look them in the eye.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Slow Collapse Studios sweatshirt is for anyone who knows wisdom never RSVPs — it leaves cryptic signs, double books reality, and always steps out right when you arrive. 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