Cognitive Dissonance Club - Sweatshirt

Cognitive Dissonance Club Sweatshirt

Congratulations, you’re conscious. Which means you’re already juggling two (or twelve) opposing ideas before breakfast. Solid reality? Dream simulation? Both? Neither? Yes / And / Also No. Welcome to the Cognitive Dissonance Club—where your mind contradicts itself and somehow that is the membership card.

This Slow Collapse Studios design leans into the awkward brilliance of awareness: bold letters, wandering eyes, soft sustainable fabric. It’s a reminder that consciousness isn’t tidy—it’s messy, hilarious, and the only show in town.

No secret handshake required. We meet at two places at once. Contradictions provided free of charge. Simultaneously exclusive and open to everyone. If this doesn’t make sense, you belong here.

Product Features
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and bottom hem for a well-fitted look
- Necktape stabilizes the neck seam for comfort
- Back half-moon neck patch adds detail to the design
- Soft fabric blend of cotton and polyester 

Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean