Apparently the cosmos has decided to make eye contact. One minute you’re minding your own business, the next the infinite is leaning a little too close, asking if you come here often. Being courted by the void isn’t exactly comfortable, but at least it beats small talk.
This Slow Collapse Studios design doesn’t promise answers, only a wink from the abyss. Soft, sustainable, and slightly inappropriate in a metaphysical way—for anyone who knows existence is less a lecture and more a pickup line. Turns out infinity has pull.
Product Features - Shoulder tape for added stability and durability - Seamless design reduces waste and enhances appearance - Elastic ribbed collar maintains shape over time - Medium-weight fabric ensures comfort in all seasons - Ethically made from 100% US cotton, ensuring quality and sustainability
Care Instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dry-clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
