Oracle Meeting with Chaos - Sweatshirt White Ink

Oracle Door Sweatshirt — Meeting With Chaos, BRB

The oracle’s calendar is full. Today’s slot? Chaos. (Recurring, never canceled.) You could wait at the door, but the tricksters will get there first, and they’re already rearranging the agenda, the furniture, and smudging the edges of reality. Best advice? Leave snacks, keep your questions loose, and whatever you do, don’t look them in the eye.

This Slow Collapse Studios sweatshirt is for anyone who knows wisdom never RSVPs — it leaves cryptic signs, double books reality, and always steps out right when you arrive. Best practice: bring offerings, stay flexible, and never assume “brb” means soon.

Product Features
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and bottom hem for a well-fitted look
- Necktape stabilizes the neck seam for comfort
- Back half-moon neck patch adds detail to the design
- Soft fabric blend of cotton and polyester 

Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean