Even the oracle needs boundaries. Prophecy doesn’t scale, notifications don’t stop, and sometimes the wisest move is hanging a sign that says: in my offline era. Translation: don’t @ me, don’t knock, and don’t expect enlightenment on demand. Ghosting reality is hard work.
This Slow Collapse Studios tee is for anyone who knows the void has office hours, and they aren’t yours. The mysteries haven’t vanished—they’re just unplugged, maybe wandering the threshold, maybe ignoring you on purpose. Either way, the oracle will return when it feels like it.
Product Features - Shoulder tape for added stability and durability - Seamless design reduces waste and enhances appearance - Elastic ribbed collar maintains shape over time - Medium-weight fabric ensures comfort in all seasons - Ethically made from 100% US cotton, ensuring quality and sustainability
Care Instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dry-clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
