Somewhere between a misdial and a metaphysical error message, the receiver turns out to be a banana. You reach for the drawing board—but of course there isn’t one. Instead, you’re patched into the cosmic limbo switchboard, where reality hums, freezes, and politely informs you: Please hold while everything you know is reformatted.
This is the joke: you’re in it. The wires are crossed, the system is improvising, and the only option is to wait with the absurdity pressed to your ear. Printed on a soft and sustainable tee, this Slow Collapse Studios design catches that in-between state—a crossroads where even the hold music reminds you that the glitch is part of the plot.
Product Features
- Shoulder tape for added stability and durability - Seamless design reduces waste and enhances appearance - Elastic ribbed collar maintains shape over time - Medium-weight fabric ensures comfort in all seasons - Ethically made from 100% US cotton, ensuring quality and sustainability
Care Instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dry-clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
