Reformatting Reality - Tee Shirt
Reformatting Reality - Tee Shirt
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Reformatting Reality Tee
Somewhere between a misdial and a metaphysical error message, the receiver turns out to be a banana. You reach for the drawing board—but of course there isn’t one. Instead, you’re patched into the cosmic limbo switchboard, where reality hums, freezes, and politely informs you: Please hold while everything you know is reformatted.
This is the joke: you’re in it. The wires are crossed, the system is improvising, and the only option is to wait with the absurdity pressed to your ear. Printed on a soft and sustainable tee, this Slow Collapse Studios design catches that in-between state—a crossroads where even the hold music reminds you that the glitch is part of the plot.
Product Features
- Shoulder tape for added stability and durability
- Seamless design reduces waste and enhances appearance
- Elastic ribbed collar maintains shape over time
- Medium-weight fabric ensures comfort in all seasons
- Ethically made from 100% US cotton, ensuring quality and sustainability
Care Instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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