The "Doctor" Will See You Now - Sweatshirt Black Ink

The Doctor Will See You Now Sweatshirt

Picture this: a rubber chicken sprawled on the couch, clipboard in tow, as if halfway between breakdown and breakthrough. Across the room, a balloon dog sits stiffly in the chair, taking notes it will never read. The whole scene wobbles between sincerity and farce, like therapy staged in a funhouse mirror.

Drawn in clean black lines and printed on a soft and sustainable sweatshirt, this Slow Collapse Studios design makes no promises—except that laughter, confusion, and answers might arrive at the same time. Wear it if you’ve ever suspected the doctor is also the patient, and the joke is also the cure.

Product Features
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and bottom hem for a well-fitted look
- Necktape stabilizes the neck seam for comfort
- Back half-moon neck patch adds detail to the design
- Soft fabric blend of cotton and polyester 

Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean