The "Doctor" Will See You Now - Tee Shirt Glitch Ink

The Doctor Will See You Now Tee

Picture this: a rubber chicken sprawled on the couch, clipboard in tow, as if halfway between breakdown and breakthrough. Across the room, a balloon dog sits stiffly in the chair, taking notes it will never read. The whole scene wobbles between sincerity and farce, like therapy staged in a funhouse mirror.

Drawn in clean black lines and printed on a soft and sustainable tee, this Slow Collapse Studios design makes no promises—except that laughter, confusion, and answers might arrive at the same time. Wear it if you’ve ever suspected the doctor is also the patient, and the joke is also the cure.

Product Features
- Shoulder tape for added stability and durability
- Seamless design reduces waste and enhances appearance
- Elastic ribbed collar maintains shape over time
- Medium-weight fabric ensures comfort in all seasons
- Ethically made from 100% US cotton, ensuring quality and sustainability

Care Instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat