On old maps the red dot said: you are here. Simple, final, unquestioned. But try being the dot and holding the map at the same time—good luck. The second you locate yourself, you’ve misplaced yourself. Maybe that’s the trick. Maybe that’s the joke.
This Slow Collapse Studios design draws the paradox as a scribble with a single glowing point in the middle. You are here. So is everyone else. The location isn’t fixed; it’s folded, multiplied, full of echoes. The map was never flat, and it keeps redrawing itself.
Soft, sustainable, and knowingly unstable, this tee is for anyone who suspects that being “here” is less about coordinates and more about consciousness tripping over itself. But don’t quote me—I’m dreaming.
Product Features - Shoulder tape for added stability and durability - Seamless design reduces waste and enhances appearance - Elastic ribbed collar maintains shape over time - Medium-weight fabric ensures comfort in all seasons - Ethically made from 100% US cotton, ensuring quality and sustainability
Care Instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dry-clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
